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Usain Bolt wins a race in Europe [x-post from /r/meanjokes because it's not very offensive]

and goes out after to celebrate.

But he is refused service at the first pub he goes to. The barman shakes his head and says, "Sorry, we do not serve your type here."

Bolt is not happy to hear this and orders his drink again. But the barman refuses to serve him, "Sorry, there`s a place ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

NSFW:Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said "You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."

I said "Nah. You're just pulling my leg."


Originally from r/meanjokes

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