UPJOKE
pass

Mccallister Jokes

What do Kevin McCallister and Chris Watts have in common?

They both made their families disappear.

Years later, Kevin McCallister murdered his older brother at a family Christmas party.

It was a total buzzkill.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Twelve Thank-You Notes of Christmas

Dearest John:

I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a delightful gift. I couldn't have been more surprised.

With dearest love and affection, Agnes

December 15th

Dearest John:

Today the postman brought your very sweet gi...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.