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I named my horse Mayo

Sometimes Mayo-neighs

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Cinco de mayo

So I'm out here celebrating cinco de mayo with a big taco bowl (not the Donald Trump kind) and my dad says "cinco de mayo, I always forget what day that is." So I'm like... Dad... It's literally in the title of the Holiday. So he says "Well no one calls the 29th piece of shit day!" The 29th of Janua...

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