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May the force be...

... Equal to Mass times Acceleration.

“May the force be with you.”

“And also with you,” said the Catholic Jedi.

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

What do Jedi say on May 4th?

May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

"May the force be with you"

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