I opened a company selling land mines disguised as prayer matts
Prophets are going through the roof
[Long] Tom arrives home to find his notoriously perverted roommate Matt holding a packet of ice to his cheek.
Curious Tom pulls Matts hand away to find that the right side of his face is completely red and swollen.
"Goodness, what happened this time?" He asks.
"I met a hot girl at the bar with a perfect pair of 34 Es. She caught me sneaking a peak a few times." Matt replied.
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