The Orientation for my new job at the Mattress Store was today.
The Manager handed me a King-sized Blanket and said, "Well, I think that covers just about everything here."
I wouldn't get a job at that mattress store if I were you...
I heard they have a high turnover rate.
*joke brought to you by lack of sleep
I recall the time years ago when my friend and I went on our secret spy mission. Like any other highly trained operatives, we were tasked with infiltrating the local mattress store.
It had been reported several times for housing a suspicious number of fans. (a Code 182).
Per our orders, my partner and I snuck into the establishment, taking up hiding under the blankets of some nearby display beds. Sure enough, the place was crawling with fans: ceiling fans, upright fans,...
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