Maths Teacher Jokes - 19 Hilarious Maths Teacher Jokes

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A young boy says to his father "Dad, our maths teacher is asking to see you."

"What happened?" The father asks.

"Well, she asked me, 'how much is 7 * 9?' I answered '63' , then she asked, 'and 9 * 7?' So I asked 'what's the fucking difference?'

"Indeed, what is the difference?" asks the father. ''Sure, I'll go.''

The next day, the boy comes home from scho...

My maths teacher never goes outside

I can tell, cos there's no sin of his tan

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What is the average maths teacher like?

Mean

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My maths teacher is also a successful model...

That's what I call a significant figure.

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Just seen an advert in the paper...MATHS TEACHER NEEDED...£45,000-£50,000.

So I rang them up and said, "The answer is £5,000." Stupid fucks.

My maths teacher always goes off on tangents in class

They say it’s the first sine of madness

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Maths teacher: What is line?

A genius answered : A line is a dot, going for a walk....

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A maths teacher’s sexual fantasy?

3 sums.

I complained to my maths teacher that it was too cold in the classroom

He told me to stand in the corner.

Because the coner is 90 degrees

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My angry egghead maths teacher hit his head on a rock today.

I think he finally cracked...

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Just been sacked from my dream job as a maths teacher. Been there since 2010

What a waste of 15 years!

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As an atheist I find tell my maths teacher I shouldn't have to solve exponential factors

because I don't believe in higher powers

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My old maths teacher was arrested today.

In his home was a protractor, a calculator, and a ruler. He was arrested for carrying weapons of math instruction.

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My maths teacher didn't teach us circumference.

She said it was point-less

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I had a date with a maths teacher and she told me to get there at ten past one.

So I got there at eleven but she wasn't impressed.

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Mike Tyson fires a nuke at his maths teacher.

It was a weapon of math destruction.
I'm so sorry.

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I met one of my beautiful Maths teacher yesterday

We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the nearest degree using tan ∆. From that point, draw a parabolic curve and walk 342 meters on its ma...

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I was doing 69 with my maths teacher but she died halfway through

I guess that made it a 33.5

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My maths teacher just told us a mean joke...

I thought he was a coMedian.

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