Why did the mermaid rush out of her maths exam, red faced and embarrassed?
Because her algaebra didn't hold up.
If I had 50p every time I failed a maths exam
I would have £3.57 right now
A Student in a Maths exam.
Student: How much is remaining, sir?
Teacher: it's last 20, be quick.
Student: 20 what? Apples?
Two kids are hurrying to school on their bikes to get there for their maths exam.
They get into a car accident on the way and have to be rushed to hospital.
In hospital they're surrounded by friends and family, and their maths teacher keeps trying to get into the room and is repeatedly told off by the doctors.
Later that night the teacher sneaks in. Waking the kids...
I failed a lot of maths exams
More than I can count
They say love is always the answer...
...but apparently not when you're taking a maths exam!
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