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Damn girl, are you a math textbook?

No, why?

Because you have a lot of fucking problems

I was dating a math textbook for a while. Things have been kind of rough lately, and last night I decided to break it off.

There were just too many problems.

I just got my math textbook for College Trig, and it’s a little emo

It’s called *I Write Sines Not Trajectories*

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

King Hype Oten ruled all the land.

He was the magnificent king of the Triangular Kingdom, but he was also the executor for those on trial. He hung his victims, a sign to everyone else. But the way he tied the noose was strange. It would kill people in seconds, and for some, it decapitated them. After he died, the noose was never used...

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