Why are Math teachers never sick and English teachers always pregnant?
Because you can always count on a math teacher and English teachers do not allow contractions.
why do math teachers have their desk at the corner of the room during winter?
It's always 90 degrees there
What do old pirate captains and math teachers have in common?
They both yell at younger people to find X
Math Teachers never die
They just reduce to lowest terms
Why do all math teachers wear glasses ?
Cuz it improves division
Did you know that all high school math teachers are lonely?
You can tell by them always asking you to find the X
Why do math teachers exist?
To make a difference in the world.
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Math teachers and sex Ed teachers both have the same problem
There are at lest some students who will yell “why is this important, I don’t get it”
What type of meals do math teachers eat?
Square ones.
Math teachers don't know proper grammar
I asked one who or what is the most imaginary thing in his opinion. He said "I is".
whats a math teachers favorite soda
root beer
What do you call a terrorist organization of math teachers
Al-Gebra
What do math teachers grow?
Geometrees and trigonometrees
Math teacher joke
Why do math teachers never get constipated?
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
Have you heard of the secret society of math teachers?
It's called The Order of Operations.
What state do the most math teachers come from?
Mathachusits!
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