So my crush is an otaku and a math nerd, so I asked her to notice me
Sin pi
What does a deaf math nerd speak?
Sine language.
What joke will annoy a math nerd?
What do you read at a mathematician's funeral?
[A Eulergy](#s)
An unpopular math nerd in school never really interacted with anyone.
Some girls decided to play a prank by giving him a piece of paper saying "i <3 u".
Unfortunately, the nerd did not understand and just responded, "Assuming solving for u, u > i/3".
Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses?
It helps with division.
In Colorado they took down the mile marker for 420
In Colorado they took down the mile marker sign for 420 They were afraid that the potheads were going to try and steal it. They replaced it with a mile marker 419.9999 repeating sign Well this caused the sign to get stolen by the MATH nerds, who also swiftly stole the cosine and...
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A principal notices a Post-It on a locker.
"Jocks of JFK High! This small change in diet can boost your physique FOREVER! Head to the gym to find out how!"
Puzzled, he pulls it off and continues down the hall. Just a few lockers down, another catches his eye.
"Hey goth girls! Tired of dark eyeliner that just runs all day? One ...
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