My eldest sister recommends flowers. My middle sister recommends fruits. My youngest sister recommends Pokemon.
Me? I suggest we get dinosaurs so I can show my cheek and get a tattoo of a Mega-Sore-.
A guy gave me a badass eagle tattoo in my crotch region for $50.
It looked so sick that I asked him to give me a matching tattoo in the palm of my hand so I could show it to everyone, but he said this one would cost $100. He said, “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.”
I asked a tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a pigeon into my pubic region.
He took a look at the picture and agreed to do it for $120.
It looked amazing. So, a couple weeks later, I went back and asked him to give me a matching tattoo on my palm. He looked again at the picture and said, “That will be $240.”
I said, “Why the price jump? You did the exact same...
My boyfriend cheated on me
So I convinced him to get matching tattoos... he went first and I went home
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