I saw 2 men in matching outfits I asked them if they were gay
They arrested me
I saw twins in cute matching outfits and asked them, “Your mom always buys matching clothes for you?”
One replied, “Sir, we are not twins. License and Registration please.”
I'm happy being single but...
sometimes I'll be walking down the street and see a happy couple coming towards me, holding hands and wearing matching outfits. And I just can't help but think to myself, *Wouldn't it be nice to have someone to hate them with?*
-Tom Allen
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