I was watching Australian Master Chef last night...
Some guy made a meringue and everybody cheered...
I thought... That's odd, normaly in Australia they boo meringue
The Master Chef
A master chef brags to another man that he has at long last created the perfect dish. A dish so delicious that no man alive could resist it culinary divinity.
The man asks how such a dish is possible.
The chef responds that the secret is his artfully crafted blend of herbs and spices t...
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Came home last night to the wife watching master chef, I said to her why are you watching that you can’t cook
She replies back “well you watch porn”
So j made a joke up
A master chef dies goes to heaven. Immediatly he finds himself in the kitchen doing what he loves. He begins cooking all the foood just like he did when he was alive. Finally he gets a strange order, a steak well done sprinkled with holy water. So he asks whats up with this order.
For Christs...
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