One day the sheriff sees Billy Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says, “Billy Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?”
Billy Bob replies, “Well, sheriff, it’s a long story!” The sheriff says he isn’t in a hurry and that Billy Bob should tell the story.
Billy Bob continues, “Well, sheriff, me and Mary Lou were down on the farm and we started cuddling. Mary Lou said we should go in the barn and we did. ...
I remember seeing Bruce Jenner on Wheaties boxes as a kid and wanting to be him.
Apparently he looked at Wheaties boxes and wanted to be Mary Lou Retton
Little Johnny was in Spanish Class one day...
The teacher said, "Okay, class, tell me a sentence that has to do with Nicaragua."
The teacher calls on Mary Lou. "The flag of Nicaragua has white and blue stripes, with a coat of arms in the middle."
The teacher calls on Jason next. "Nicaragua is located in Central America, with 6 oth...
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