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Marvel Movie Jokes

In the next Marvel movie I hear that Ironman, Captain America and the others will team up to battle Comcast .

It is called Avengers Xfinity Wars!

What do Marvel movies and Billy Mays have in common?

They both are like, "But wait, there's more!"

Bill Cosby was actually gonna be in a Marvel movie

He was gonna play Sandman.

How can you tell if you're actually just a character in a Marvel movie?

At some point you'll randomly bump into Stan Lee.

Did you hear about Tom Hiddleston's secret audition to be in the next Marvel movie? Apparently he dropped his voice an octave to throw the casting director off balance...

He was auditioning as a low key, low-key, Loki.

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A pro athlete visits the children's hospital in his town.

A pro athlete visits the children's hospital in his town. He strikes up a friendship with little Timmy, who has a very rare disease. He promises to visit Timmy every week, and he keeps his promise.

He brings Timmy ice cream and pizza. He buys Timmy every star wars toy he can find. They ...

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