So he can lick Steve Martin’s tall boy without bending over.
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The Billy Martin story...
This is a story told by Mickey Mantle about Billy Martin and if you haven’t heard it, it’s worth the read:
Billy Martin was gifted a new rifle and asked Mickey if he would take him deer hunting. Mickey told him he knew a doctor with hundreds of acres they could hunt on. Billy couldn’t wait.<...
Martin Scorcese dies and goes to heaven
He's met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. He says "God has been waiting for you to die. He is going to produce the greatest production in history and wants you to direct. He's signed Shakespeare to write the screenplay. Michelangelo is the art director. Beethoven is writing the music." ...
What did Dean Martin scream when he bumped an eel while scuba diving?
That’s Amorè!
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