They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the man said to his wife,
"Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the man said, "We were ...
An old man asks his wife: "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know
An old man asks his wife: "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you.. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these...
Earl and Peggy had been married 50 years
Every year they'd attend the county fair and every year Earl would look at Peggy and say, "Look at those planes! I'd love to ride one of those planes.." And every year Peggy would reply, "Yea, but it costs $10, and $10 is $10!"
Finally, the year came of Earl's 75th birthday. They go to the...
We've been married for 50 years, and everything has always been shared, 50/50.
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. <...
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