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Marriage Advice

It was a long time ago, but I still remember my Father dispensing this important advice, "Son, marry a girl who has the same belief as the whole family."

To which I replied, "Dad, why would I marry a girl who believes I'm a moron?"

FIL marriage advice

My father in law once told me the secret to a great marriage. On your 5th wedding anniversary take your wife to the old country.



On your 40th anniversary go back and get her.

A Couple Seeks Marriage Advice From Their Parents

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom- to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success...

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I've noticed a trend of people translating jokes from their own language and I decided to give it a try.

Daughter comes up to her mom for a marriage advice: "I'm always arguing with my husband... You and dad have been married for over 30 years and I've never seen You both fight. What's your s...

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