Mark Down Jokes

In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed
the worried faces, "The only hope left for your loved one at t... read more

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter welcomes them and says, "Before you go in, I just need to mark down for my records how much money you made, and what you did as your profession while you were on Earth."

The first guy says, "I made ten million dollars a year." St. Peter says, "Wow, that's very ... read more