Marine Recruit Jokes

A Marine recruit is standing on line getting hygiene inspected by his squad leader.

The recruit says to his squad leader “Hey, I‘ve got something really weird to show you,” he says as he pulls down his PT shorts. “Platoon atten-TION!” He yells, and boom his dick immediately gets rock hard. <... read more

They both have to piss and get into their stalls. The marine recruiter finishes first and starts to walk to the mirror to check his gig line.

As the Navy recruiter finishes and starts washing his hands he turns to the marine and says, "ln the Navy they teach us how to wash our hands. "
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