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Marijuana Plant Jokes

What'd one marijuana plant say to the other marijuana plant?

Let's be best buds.

Why did the farmer let his cows graze on marijuana plants?

He liked high steaks.

My wife tried to take away my baby marijuana plants from me when we divorced

Thank god the court granted me joint custody

A farmer's cattle broke out of their pen and got into the marijuana plants he was growing.

The steaks were really high.

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Two Viagra pills walked into a

Two Viagra pills walked into a bar. They sat down next to two marijuana plants who were engrossed in an animated discussion.
"I don't get it," one marijuana plant said to the other, "Why aren't we legal? Nobody's being hurt by us."

One of the viagra pills scoffed at them.
The marijuana ...

2 farmers sitting on a porch just passin the time, shootin the sh!t

when a marijuana plant yells out of no where:

"You big dumb dark cow!"

One of the farmer turns to his friend and says

"look at the pot calling the cattle black"

A bird and weed story

In the 1970s, law enforcement officers on the California coast would gather all the confiscated marijuana plants and burn them in a giant incinerator. Terns would fly overhead and inhale the fumes. At the end of the day, they found that no terns were left unstoned.

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