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Marathon Runners Jokes

There is a running joke among marathon runners ...

... that has even won some medals.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer

the agony of defeat.

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work

One day while in bed with her boyfriend, she hears her husband’s car pull into the driveway. She yells at the boyfriend, “Quick! Grab your clothes and jump out of the window. My husband has arrived home early!”

The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “It’s raining like hell out there!”...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I know I'm not supposed to judge people by race...

But I fucking hate marathon runners.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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