A hungover, toothless eskimo woman is hitchiking on the side of the road, when a guy in a pick-up pulls over and asks her where she needs to go. "I need go to the liquor s(h)tore." "All right, I'll take you," the man replies, "but you have to give me head." "Ok," the eskimo replies, pulling he...
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Sean's been to the pub drinking stout all evening.
He's very drunk and it's late.
The barkeep announces "Last Call!" Sean protests and the barkeep tells him, "Sean, it's time ya drink up a get yeself home."
Sean hoist his drink and drains it and commences to get up from the bar stool. Thud! He lands arms and legs akimbo on the...