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Management Training

An Indian warrior walks into Starbucks with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp...

It's best to hire people with anger issues into high positions

Most of them have already had management training

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

LPT: Make sure you properly understand job ads.

* Entry level position = We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.
* Experience required = We do not know the first thing about any of this.
* Compensation commensurate with experience = You're still not experienced enough so take this low pay.
* Generous benefits = We will give you ...

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