"He was a man of few words, my father; especially near the end. Every time I would come visit him in his retirement home, he would always shine up and every time he would ask to be shaved. He was always devastated when I left. I will always miss you, pops. I am proud to bear your name."
The m...
How old Mildred stopped gossiping.
Mildred was the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals. She kept sticking her nose into other people's business, even if several members did not approve of her extra-curricular activities. However, they feared her enough to maintain their silence.
Once, she accused a ...
I met a new friend at the mall recently. He said to me , "I'm a man of few words."
And I replied, "Yeah, I'm married too."
Because gas prices are so high I invented a car powered by talking.
However, being a man of few words, I quickly got tired of talking in order to get anywhere so I modified the car to run on thoughts alone. I'm very happy with the results because, well, it goes without saying.
Why was the man who had lost his thesaurus so quiet?
He was a man of few words
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Quiet guy in class had this gem of a response
Military history class. We have this one guy in class who doesn't really say much and tends to keep to himself; just figured one of those 'man of few words' kinda guys. One day, we were discussing the planes used in WW2. Ensuing discussion goes as such
Professor: So what planes did we have du...
What do you call a guy that only has 1 copy of Microsoft office?
A man of few words
A British man visits a small American family farm... [Long]
And he's impressed at just how much food the farmer is able to grow on his small plot. "This is most impressive!" he says. "It seems like more than one family could eat, old boy! How do you deal with the excess?"
The farmer, a man of few words, replies: "We eat what we can, and what we can't,...
Trekking through the Desert
Two Englishmen and a Bedouin guide are trekking through the desert. The sun is beating down and the throats are parched and their lips are dry and cracked when one of the Englishmen notice that the Bedouin's lips look fine - no chapping, no cracking, nothing. He asks, how do you keep your lips from ...
Robert Mueller gets drunk after the report is released.
He convinces Jim Comey and Andrew McCabe to accompany him downtown but he can’t seem to make up his mind where to go. He crosses the street from one pub to another. People gather to watch as he strides back and forth.
Knowing that Mueller is a man of few words, they ask Comey what’s going on...
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