Old German Classic: Trump, Putin and Merkel go to the swimming pool.

"...but the pool is empty!" Trump said.
"Worry not," said Putin in his fabulous russian accent. "It is a wish pool. Whatever you yell when jumping from tower will be in pool. I demonstrate."
He gets on the tower and jumps, yelling "Vodkaaaa!"
And voilà, he splashes into a pool full of the b...

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A man walks into a bar and says to the barman ...

"Give me a shot of vintage 20 year single malt whiskey"

The bartender thinks "This fool doesn't know what he is talking about, Ill give him the well whiskey"

On taking a sip, the man spits it out and says "that is disgusting - I said the 20 year whiskey!"

The bartender decides t...

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