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Making Fun Jokes

I need a few brief jokes to tell to a group of elderly people. The punchlines need to be easily understood, and they need to be clean and not making fun of anyone with any kind of disability. Have any brief and fairly original jokes?

This one is good, although I’ll probably have to emphasize the ‘mispronouncing words’ part, and instead of blonde, the dummy will be me:

*A blonde is flying in a Boeing for the first time. She starts jumping on her seat shouting "Boeing Boeing Boeing".
The pilot, clearly annoyed by this, w...
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I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.
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I have an imaginary friend, but he keeps making fun of me.

He keeps saying, “At least I have a real friend.”
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Stop making fun of fat girls with lisps

They're thick and tired of it.
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What turns making fun of a ginger into a hate crime?

Dyslexia
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I was sick of my wife always making fun of my crappy sense of directions...

... so I packed my things and right!

My girlfriend keeps making fun of me because I’m French.

I give up.
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"Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin"

"Well, start giving them bad grades and they will stop"

People are always making fun of vegans, but I don’t get it.

I have never had a beef with one.
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I once made the mistake of making fun of a Florida man's wife; he walked up, slapped me in the face, and said...

KEEP MY COUSIN'S NAME OUT YO FUCKIN MOUTH!

I saw a cannibal at the nursing home the other day, he was walking around making fun of all the residents. I realized then that I actually had something in common with him.

I too find vegetables to be tastier if I roast them first.
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How do you call making fun of Jada Smith in front of Will?

A bald move.
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I had to apologize to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction.

I said, “Hope there are no hard feelings.”
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I was at a comedy club in Russia last month and saw a decent stand up routine making fun of Putin.

I didn't love the guy's jokes, but he had a great execution.
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I remember this one time in high school I pulled out my MP3 player and people started making fun off me for not having a smart phone

At least the quiet kid was there with a MP5
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making fun of a persons deceased mother is a low blow.

btw, the lowest blow I've ever gotten was from your mom.
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You have to admire Amish people for their great sense of self-derision. You can find tons of jokes making fun of them on Reddit...

But you never see one of them writing a disapproving comment below.
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Making fun of that British actor Cumberbatch's name is legally required to carry on.

There's Ben an Edict.
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The internet will never stop making fun of those taking Ivermectin for Covid.

Because the internet loves to beat a dead horse.
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I was so ecstatic to receive an OnlyFans discount that was 69% off, but my friend keeps making fun of it.

I told him that he's just jealous because he's not eligible for that family discount.
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There once was a blonde woman who was tired of everyone making fun of her for being a “dumb blonde”.

There once was a blonde woman who was tired of everyone making fun of her for being a “dumb blonde”.

Having enough with the stereotype, she went to the hairdresser and had her hair dyed brunette.

On her way home, she was driving past a field full of sheep.

She got excited and s...
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Things that never get old. #1: making fun of anti vaxers.

#2: anti-vaxers' kids.
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Everybody was making fun of my friend at a party

Everyone was making fun of my friend at a party I went to over the holidays. They all kept going into graphic detail about how they saw him fucking a dead dog by the railroads the other night. I mean they were really laying into this guy, and you could tell that he was starting to get really embarra...

Blondes are tired of people making fun of them.

Blondes across the world set up a convention to prove to everyone that they aren’t dumb. Thousands show up.

The main event begins. The announcer on stage goes, “We are tired of people thinking we’re dumb, so we’re here to prove everyone wrong!”

He points to a random blonde woman in the...
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A group of horses was making fun of a miniature horse who sounded weird because he had a sore throat.

One of the horses felt bad for the little guy, and said to his friends, "Leave him alone, he's just a little hoarse."

My girlfriend is very short and she gets fed up of me making fun of her height.

So tonight I’m going to make it up to her.

I’ve got a good bottle of wine and a DVD box set of her favorite TV show.

When she gets in from work I’m going to order her favorite takeaway which we’ll sit and eat while we drink the wine and watch the DVDs.

Then afterwards I’m going ...
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we should stop making fun of the Americans for using inches, foot, miles, etc as units of measurements.

it's not like they crashed a rocket into Mars because of this or something... oh wait...
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I'm so sick of people making fun of the United States

Don't they know we're the third best country in North America?
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We’re always making fun of our friend who threw up during a marathon

It's a running gag
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My friend was making fun of me for having hemorrhoids...

I'm really butthurt about it.

I was making fun of some sodium chloride and

ended up being charged with aggravating a salt.
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People need to stop making fun of Alabama

They're 50th in education, they cant read that shit

The other day, I saw a rose making fun of a tulip that had a bump on it's stem, so I stepped on the rose.

I'm just doing my part to stop cyst stemic racism.
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I’m so good at making fun of people…

They say I have a diss ability.
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Your son was making fun of me

- Is that true son? What does papa say whenever he makes a mistake?
- “I am a piece of shit, please don’t leave me.”
- Not that! The other thing...
- Ah! “sorry”.

My doctor was making fun of me for being low on B vitamins...

He's giving me a complex.
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Black people making fun of Confederates for losing the war...

Like they were doing any better at the time.

What did -i call 1 making fun of his vision?

4 i's.
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I was making fun of my Dad’s new Thai bride, and he wasn’t too happy about it.

My dad wasn’t too pleased either.
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What's it called when a criminal from Mongolia is walking down the stairs while making fun of you?

Condescending Khan-descending con descending
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How do you dismiss a bird that's making fun of you at a bar?

Tequila mocking bird.
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I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants.

But he's not buying it, in fact he's still making fun of me.
Edit: Thanks for the karma, and damn Reddit is not shy about telling internet strangers they pooped in their pants.
Edit 2: Thank you kind stranger for giving me my first gold on a poop joke, I wouldn't have expected it any other...

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I saw a bunch of chocolate balls making fun of a shopping centre.

I've never liked mall teasers.

Making fun of a short's person height is cruel and requires no ability...

... one could even say it's the lowest form of humour.
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