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Making Friends Jokes

I can’t believe it’s been more than 15 years since the show ended, but people are still making Friends references.

No one told me life was gonna be this way.

In college, I had trouble making friends till I came up with a foolproof plan.

I told all the girls “I love you”, and they usually said, “Let’s just be friends”.

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Why did the circumcised foreskin have trouble making friends?

He was a bit of a dick.

They say when you’re young, making friends is easy but finding a date is hard. And it’s reversed when you’re older.

Now that I’m older, I can truly say that they were both hard then and even harder now.

Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

I should start making friends with beavers

They always seem to give a dam

I'd say I'm very good at making friends

They always tell me "I'm sorry but I don't like you, we can be friends though"

What do you call someone who likes making friends and is always down for some social interaction?

A Socialist.

Why were the Roman soldiers so good at making friends?

Because of their frequent bridge building exercises.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

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Father and Son

So there was this boy, about high school age

He didn’t have the best relationship with his father after his parents got divorced

On top of it, every time he tried to call his dad it took him forever to answer

He would call…
No answer
Call again…
No answer
But by ...

A mother and father named their child "Odd".

Because of his unfortunate name, poor Odd had the worst life you could imagine.


In school, he was always picked on and had trouble making friends. In college he never fit in and struggled to gain the respect of his peers. In life he drifted from job to job, unable to find steady work. He...

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