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Making A Cup Of Tea Jokes

My wife left me because she thinks I'm too insecure...

No, wait, she's back. She was just making a cup of tea.

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A vampire walks into a pub...

... and asks the barman for a cup of boiling water.

"I thought you lot only drank blood" says the barman.

The vampire reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used tampon;

"I'm making a cup of tea."

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday...

A Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door yesterday, so I answered it and asked if he wanted to come in. He said, "Yeah, okay." I said "I'm just making a cup of tea, do you want one?" He said, "Yeah, sure." I said, "I've just made some toast do you want a slice?" He said, "Yeah, why not." We sat down ...

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