A guy walks into a Starbucks and says to the barista “If I make you laugh, I get free coffee.”
The barista, feeling generous, says “Sure, if you make me laugh, your coffee’s on me!”
The guy says “Ok, this one’s hilarious: What did Timmy want for his birthday?”
The barista says “I don’t know, what did he want?”
“Parents.”
There was dead silence from the barista. ...
Can a Mongolian make you laugh?
Genghis Kahn.
(No idea if this is an old joke or not. I told it in a dream I had last night so I'm claiming as original).
Did this make you laugh?
A man takes his Bulldog to the vet and says “My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?” The vet thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well, let’s have a look at him.” The vet picks the dog up while examining his eyes. At long last, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.” “Wh...
How does a snowman make you laugh?
It gives you an icetickle
Every eleventh pun can make you laugh
Because no pun in ten did.
It’s the little things that make you laugh...
According to my wife.
Why do abortion jokes make you laugh so much?
Because they bring out the kid in you.
Five secrets to Men’s happiness: 1. Find a woman who can make you laugh 2. Find a woman who can cook 3. Find a woman who really listens to you 4. Find a woman who is amazing in bed, and
5 Make sure these four women do not find out about each other
This is for Robin Williams
A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"
The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the g...
What a dumb blonde... wait...
*Blonde goes into a bank
Blonde: I need a loan for $5,000.
Bank-teller: We'll need some sort of deposit.
Blonde: Ok, here's the keys to my car (Mercedes-Benz S600)
*Blonde leaves
Bank-teller(laughing): She's so stupid! Leaving a $100,000 car as a deposit for a $5,0...
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