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Make Small Jokes

If a person is not feeling well, he ought to make small wager.

It will make him a little better.

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"I prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over those who make big dick jokes about themselves."

"Well, I have a medium dick. It can talk to ghosts."

A couple came up to Rodney Dangerfield for an autograph. Trying to make small talk, they said "Whaddya think? We just got married!"

Rodney: "You both could've done better!"

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A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household utensils...

... One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him.

As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a pristine gold plated lid. The bouncer immediately lets him in.

The mirror rolls his eyes as the toilet pushes through.

Next, a limo pulls up and ...

What do dwarfs talk about on a date?

Nothing much really, they just make small talk

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Abstaining

Three couples went to see a minister each wanting to become members of his church. The minister said they would all have to abstain from sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. He explained that their acceptance would be based on how willing they were to make small sacrifices ...

A kiss for $100 dollars

A husband decides to make a quick run to the store, while his wife waits at home. A few minutes after he leaves the house, his guy friend shows up, hoping to speak with him.

Seeing that the husband is not home, the friend says he’ll come back later but is invited in by the wife. As the two o...

A monkey walks into a bar...

...he orders a pint of beer, and the barman charges him $20. Trying to make small talk the barman says ' we don't get many monkeys in here.' The monkey replied, 'I'm not surprised when you charge $20 a pint.'

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