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Make her laugh and you’ll have her heart.

Unless she’s laughing at your bank account……

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A key to a woman’s heart is being able to make her laugh.

She laughed at the size of my penis

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They say to win a girl’s heart, you need to make her laugh.

That’s why my first move is always a dick pic.

It's important to make her laugh

But not when you undress

This joke is good tell you girlfriend to make her laugh

-How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

-Open the door and put him in.

-Now, how do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?

-Open the door, take out the elephant and put him in.

-So the king of all the animals called a meeting that all animals must attend. But o...

The money jar

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money; he asks the bartender what it’s for, and he replies, “There’s a cow in the back. If you can make her laugh, the jar is yours,” so the man goes out back and comes out a moment later and grabs the jar, The bartender goes to the back and sees the cow...

How To Win Love

How to win **her** love:


1. Hold doors.
2. Tell her she's beautiful.
3. Make her laugh.
4. Be confident.
5. Treat her like a princess.


How to win **his** love.


1. Swallow.

I told my girlfriend some puns.

No matter how much I wanted them to make her laugh, no pun in ten did.

P.S. You may be asking if I was trying to be cheesy. Nope, unintended.

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