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How do Romans make arts and crafts?

With Caesars and gluesticks.

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A penis has a wonderful life.....for the optimists!

His two closest friends hang around and constantly update him on the weather.

His best friend is a pussy.

He never has to comb his hair.

He can quadruple in size and stand up if he really wants to see something.

He can take over all his hosts functions and thoughts whenev...

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Had a summer job helping to make art out of elephant dung.

It was pretty shit.

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