UPJOKE

If Major Tom flies really high up, what would you call someone very deep beneath the ground?

Miner Tom

I ground up my ctrl key and gift wrapped it. The card reads:

This is ground ctrl.
TO: Major Tom


(Merry Christmas David Bowie!)

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