So a British guy gets a call from a man asking for him to go through a maze.
The man asks, “What type of maze?”
“A maize maze,” responds the caller.
“What the hell kind of a maze is that?” asks the man.
“You’ll get it. Just keep driving until you find it. Shouldn’t take too long.”
So the man keeps driving on and on. Eventually, he drives along the...
I want to open a new labrynth in a cornfield
I plan to call it the Amazing Maize Maze! Apologies for the corny joke...
If you made a corn labyrinth in the likeness of a deceased television pitchman...
You'd have a Billy Mays maize maze.
If Billy Mays were a farmer...
And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
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