UPJOKE

Clock tower maintenance workers are going on strike!

“It’s about high time,” commented the union representative.

Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers.

They just weren't cutting it.

I can't keep a steady job!

I worked in an orange juice factory but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate.
I worked in the woods as a lumber jack but I just couldn’t hack it. They gave me the ax.
I worked as a tailor but I wasn’t suited for it. Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
I worked in a muffler fact...

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