UPJOKE

What kind of snake is 3.14 m long?

A pi-thon.

I’m going to join the Navy purely out of spite

I’m longing to become a Petty Officer.

Your intestines are 6.5 m long, that means that if you'd line them up next to a bus...

...you'd die.

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