An 80 year old man is out by a pond one day when a frog jumps onto a lily pad nearby.
“Excuse me sir,” says the frog, “I know I may appear to be just a frog, but I’m actually a beautiful princess. A witch has placed a curse on me to keep me in this form. The only thing that can break this cu...
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There was a little old man who was in very good shape but noticed one morning that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis…
So he went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand except for his penis.
Just then, two old ladies were strolling along the sand one walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand she began to move it about with her cane, remarking to the other ...
A elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest
“Father, I’m 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them… twice.”
The priest said, “Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?”
“Never Father… I’m Jewi...
If a man is 80% water ...
Does that mean if I walk on a man I’m 80% Jesus
An 80-year old man walks into a bar
He walks over to the bartender and orders a beer when the bartender asks for ID. “Are you kidding me? I’m 80 years old” the old man says. The bartender apologizes, still resisted he had to see the guys ID. So the old man pays and gives the bartender the change back “It’s for carding me, I take it as...
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