It's been hard showering every day, but thankfully I had heroin to help me through it.
Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop smoking cigarettes...
Suddenly it begins to rain. Old lady #1 pulls a condom out of her purse and slips it over her cigarette and continues smoking. Impressed, old lady #2 says, "Whad'ya call that thing and where can I get one?" "You mean this cigarette cover? I get mine down at the pharmacy," Says old lady #1.
So...
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