“Doc, I’ve made up my mind, I’ve thought it over. I want to be castrated!”
Doctor stares at him in disbelief,
“Are you sure? That is no....”
The guy interrupts,
“Doc, I’m 100% sure! Let’s do it today!
Later, after the procedure, the guy walks out of the hospital wi...
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Coming in from the snow one evening, a polar bear cub asked his mother, “Mom, am I 100% polar bear?“
His mother replied, “Yes, son! I am 100% polar bear and your father is 100% polar bear so that makes you 100% polar bear.“
Still not satisfied, the cub went to his father who gave him the same answer. “Of course, son! Both your grandmothers were 100% polar bear and both your grandfathers were...
My son recently told me that he identifies as a woman
He’s planning on going through treatments to become a full blown woman. I am 100% supportive of this and wish him the best with all of his decisions.
But, ever since he’s came out to me, I’ve noticed that people seem to not notice me. It started small with people not seeing me and bu...
So there was this old man who lived by himself.
His bank saw huge amounts of money being withdrawn and deposited from his account, so they called him and they scheduled an appointment for 10:00 a.m. the next morning. Just in case, the old man hired a lawyer.
So the next morning the old man wakes up and goes to the bank at 10:00 for the app...
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