She's low maintenance and doesn't have high standards
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Two old friends meet at the supermarket and one says
"Hey, man! How have you been?"
"Oh, great," says the other. "I have recently bought an elephant."
"An elephant? Are you serious?" asks his friend.
"Yeah, man. The kids love him, he's their best friend. They call him Mr Trunks. He washes my car with his trunk. I don't need to cut...
That’s one amazing chimpanzee..
A widow walks into a pet store and approaches one of the sales reps, “My husband died recently and I’ve been feeling really lonely. Do you have any recommendations for a pet to keep me company?”
The sales rep says “What about a dog?”
“No no no, I’ve already had a dog and they’re a lot ...
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