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Low Hanging Jokes

Why was the cloud low hanging?

It was watered down.

My crazy friend told to me to stop making low hanging fruit jokes....

So now I go for the coconuts

My sister just smacked her head on our low hanging chandelier..

I told her she hasnt seen the light

Why is joking about old mens nuts so easy?

It's low hanging fruit

Why is it in poor taste to make fun of grandpa's balls?

It is low hanging fruit.

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I would never ever refer to an older woman's sagging boobs as melons...

That would be low hanging fruit.

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The plastic surgery industry seems to neglect the market for middle aged dangling balls

Seems like low hanging fruit.

What is Donald Trump and Ted Nugent’s favorite sports team?

The Dodgers.

(Low, low hanging fruit. My sincerest apologies.)

Don’t make fun of the short guy hanging his still-life pictures

That’s just low hanging fruit

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Gay guys with huge Dicks are too easy to make jokes about.

Come on guys, talk about your low hanging fruit.

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Did you hear about the urologist who got rich doing scrotal lifts for aging men?

He decided to go for the low hanging fruit

Naked old men in locker rooms...

I was going to make a joke about this, but it's such low hanging fruit.

When it comes to girls with low self-esteem...

guys always go for the low hanging fruit because they are easy pickings.

Three men walk into a bar

The fourth one asks "You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"

My father is really fond of dirty jokes. So, one day I said to him, "Dad, you are such a cunning linguist."

To which he replied, "Son, that was such low hanging fruit it was slapping the back of my thighs."

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