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My granddad always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.”

Lovely man.

Terrible cabinet maker.

My grandad used to say "If it wasn't for me, you'd all be speaking German right now"

Lovely man, terribly bad foreign language teacher. No idea why the school hired him.

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