I was having a beer with the wife last night, when I suddenly blurted out, "I love you more than anything on earth!"
She said, "I bet that's the beer talking, isn't it?"
I said, "No, it's me talking to the beer!"
A goat gets his wish granted by a genie.
He wishes to be turned into a human being. After his transformation, the, now, man is so grateful to the genie. He asks "How can I ever repay you?"
The genie just has this request: That the man make the most of his life and live like no man has lived before; love like no man has loved before;...
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