UPJOKE

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

My therapist told me to I need to learn to love myselfโ€ฆ

That would be settling, though- I can do better than that piece of crap!

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

My therapist said I should take myself on a date to learn to love myself.

I couldn't because I don't date broke people.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

I got told at church last Sunday that I should love my neighbour as I love myself.

He wasn't very happy when I tried to wank him off.

I love self deprecating humor

More than I love myself

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

A Catholic priest, a Buddhist monk, and an atheist walk into a bar

The three sit down, order, and start chatting while enjoying their drinks, discuss why they believe what they do.

The Priest says "I try to live by the Word of God and love my neighbor as I love myself, showing my flock the same philosophy. By accepting this into my heart, I hope to earn my ...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.