Stalin is giving a speech in front of a large audience.
Suddenly, he's interrupted by a loud sneeze. Stalin stops talking and asks in an ominous tone: "Who just sneezed?" The audience is silent.
"Very well," says Stalin. "We'll do it my way, and believe me, I *will* identify the sneezer." The audience dares not speak.
"Very well," says Sta...
There once was a parade in honor of comrade Stalin's birthday
In the middle of the parade, Stalin had a great speech and everyone was saluting in silence.
While suddenly, Stalin heard a sneeze from the front rows. "Who was that?", he asks but there is no response.
"Confess or I execute everyone in the first row.", again no one spoke up. So Stalin...
Sneezing girl
I was in my 4th grade glass sitting next to this girl, all of a sudden she produces a loud sneeze.
**ACHOOOOOO**
The whole class was silent, the teacher quietly asked if she needed a tissue
My friend notices a gooey substance dripping from her hand.
*Friend:* **Ewww are t...
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