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Lot Of Water Jokes

There isn't a lot of water in Egypt.

And if you disagree, you're in the Nile.

What kind of house requires a lot of water?

A house on fire

Just a Little too Much, I'd say....

An iguana is walking through the jungle and stops when he smells weed being smoked. He looks up and sees a monkey smoking a joint. Iguana says, "Hey monkey can I join you? I'm having a bad day."

Monkey tells him yes and he climbed up and joined the monkey. Halfway through the monkey asks the...

I spilled my drink on the first guitar I ever had.

I was about to throw it out, but there's a lot of water under the bridge.

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Old but still good

A black man is in the middle of the Sahara and has been melted by heat and thirst. He walked for hours, until he found a lamp half-sanded in the sand.   He caught it, cleaned it, and came out with a genie that said: "I can give you 3 wishes, but think about what and how to ask for it because everyth...

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A poor African man is walking across the desert

He's lost, thirsty and completely hopeless. At one point he finds a magical lamp, and a genie pops out of it.

The African man is completely awe struck, and falls to his knees. "I will grant you three wishes!" The genie says.

The African man replies "I would like a lot of water, a lot o...

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A monkey and a lizard...

A monkey and a lizard are sitting in a tree smoking dope. Eventually, the lizard falls out of the tree into the pond below. An alligator swims up to the lizard and says "Hey lizard, what's going on?" The lizard says "Well, me and monkey were up there in the tree smoking dope, and I fell into the ...

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