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Marbles

Son ‘When you were a kid did you used to have marbles?’

Dad ‘yes son’

Son ‘have you still got them so I can borrow them please’

Dad ‘sorry son I don’t have them anymore’

Son ‘how old were you when you lost your marbles dad?’

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Ivy League School Principal, Mr. Marquez, and Community College Principal, Mr. Davidson, were arguing that their respective students were the most fearless.

Ivy League school principal called his students and asked them to jump in sea full of sharks.

They jumped.

Principal said: “See the guts…”

Community College principal called his students and asked them to jump.

They said: "Have you completely lost your marbles, Mr. Davids...

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