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Lost At Sea Jokes

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Two irishmen, lost at sea...

Two irishmen are floating on a boat, lost at sea. They ran out of food a couple of days ago, and ran out of water just today, so naturally they're pretty desperate.

Out on the water, one of them spies a genie's lamp, and they both frantically paddle towards it.

One of them pull out the...

A man lost at sea is found on an island 20 years later.

The sailors that find him are surprised to see three large buildings on the island. They ask the man why he built the buildings.

"This first building is my house" he says. "I was able to set up a crude aqueduct to create some form of indoor plumbing". The sailors are impressed and ask a...

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Gary and Pete, 2 alcoholics, were lost at sea.

While floating in their small boat, they spotted a bottle on the water.
Gary quickly grabbed the bottle and took out the cork.
To his shock, a genie flew out.
"You have freed me. You may have a wish."
Gary thought hard and pointed at the sea.
"Turn all this water into Guiness."
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Help! I'm lost at sea. I'm somewhere between America and Japan

I can't be anymore pacific

What do you say to a hippie who got lost at sea?

you're far out man

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Two Irishmen are lost at sea in a life boat

They're gradually dying of thirst, until one day they spot an ancient bottle bobbing past. They grab it out of the water, open it and a genie arises and say's he'll grant them one wish.

Immediately one of them blurts out, "I wish the entire sea were Guinness!" Instantly whole ocean turns bla...

An englishman gets lost at sea

There's a ship that's been sent to another continent to bring goods there. During the travels the ship gets into a storm, and is crushed against the rocks. The only man who survives is an englishman, and now he's on a deserted island all alone.

After two months the other party at the contine...

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Two Irishmen are lost at sea...

We’ll call them William and Patrick. William says to Patrick, “I fear this may be the end for us, my friend.” Patrick agrees, “aye, I think you may be right.” Suddenly, a genie appears and says he will grant the men a single wish. Patrick excitedly jumps up and says “could you turn the sea to Guinne...

Why did the Surfer get lost at Sea?

Cuz he never learned the alphabet.

When it comes to getting lost at sea,

I’m in a league of my own.

A Flat-Earther is lost at sea when he sees a boat off in the distance

then it disappears.

I heard the boat lost at sea was the best boat around.

It had no piers.

A rabbi was lost at sea when he saw an island in the distance.

The rabbi swims to the island and climbs up onto the beach when he sees a small, round creature roll down the hill. Then another, and another. He goes over and asks one “Who are you?” The creature responds “We’re Trids! We just go up the hill,” as they point to a hill in the distance, “and a giant k...

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Two Irishmen are lost at sea in a small boat

They drift for days. One day a lamp floats up and the one feller picks it up and gives it a rub. A Gennie pops out and says "Thank you for waking me, you get 1 wish." The Irishmen blurts out without thinking "I wish the whole fookin ocean was made of whiskey!!" Boom the water turns to smooth Iri...

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

Why can’t pirates sing the alphabet?

Because they get lost at sea!
(My friend told me this idk if someone else posted before)

An engineer, a chemist, and a linguist are in a boat...

They've been lost at sea for 3 months. Rations have been entirely exhausted and all they have left is a cigarette for each of them, but they've used all of their matches. The engineer begins rubbing two pieces of driftwood together, vainly attempting to create a small flame, but with no luck. The ch...

A man, a dog and a pig are in a boat...

Lost at sea, they wreck the boat and swim to a deserted island. Stranded there for months with little to do, the man begins to get urges and becomes oddly attracted to the pig. The man tries to mount the pig one day and out of no where the dog runs up and bites the man. Two days later, the man tries...

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